(A Totally Scientific* Quiz)
*Not actually scientific. Definitely hilarious.
The Red, White & Brew Pub Crawl is coming — and let’s be real: everyone’s got a party persona. Are you the fashion icon in flag pants or the stealthy legend who shows up with a fully charged phone, three back-up chargers, and a plan?
Time to find out.
Take this highly advanced, extremely questionable quiz to discover your crawl alter ego. Then tag your friends and compare results (bonus points if you challenge each other to a crawl-off).
The Quiz
1. What’s your go-to crawl outfit?
a) Full costume. I am Uncle Sam now.
b) Something red, white, and possibly made of sequins.
c) Comfy jeans and sneakers — I’m not tripping on cobblestones again.
d) I forgot pants once. It happens.
2. When you arrive at the first bar, you:
a) Order drinks, snap selfies, and yell “FREEDOM!”
b) Pull out your phone and immediately check in
c) Wander in like you own the place
d) Enter contests before the bartender can even say hi
3. What’s your drink of choice?
a) Something bright, fruity, and comes with a flag
b) Whatever’s on special — I did my research
c) I bring hydration tablets and pace myself
d) All of them. It’s about sampling, right?
4. You’re most likely to be found:
a) Leading a chant
b) Updating the group chat with the next stop
c) Taking care of your drunk friend (again)
d) Submitting photos for every contest before anyone else remembers to
Now tally up which letter you chose the most…
Mostly A: The Freedom Fighter
You’re the patriotic hype machine this crawl needs. Loud, proud, and possibly wearing a cape. You’re here for a good time and a long time. Everyone wants to be on your team.
Mostly B: The Sip Scholar
You’ve read every FAQ and probably sent your group a spreadsheet. You’re prepared, strategic, and somehow always know where the drink specials are.
Mostly C: The Chill Patriot
You’re just here to vibe. You’re friendly, you’re dependable, and you’ve probably helped more than one person get home safely. You’re the MVP no one brags about enough.
Mostly D: The Challenge Beast
You live for the contests, the games, and the digital prizes. You’ve got screenshots for everything. You’ve already picked out your Instagram captions. You might just win the whole thing.
Bonus Challenge:
Tag us on Instagram or Facebook and tell us your crawl personality.
Then prove it on Saturday, May 24th.